Slooooow Wipers

Jumped in the van today(pissing down, as usual) pulled away, wipers very slow, no discernible difference on the second speed either? Battery fine, haven't checked the charging output, any ideas?

Some times the bushes that go through the bulk head go crap - e.g corrosion makes them drag.

Some times the motors give up.

Just seems to have started suddenly, I'm betting it's an arsehole of a thing to get to

Funnily enough its as easy to reach as licking your own arsehole.

No worries then, I have an incredibly long tongue

Well, that's interesting, wipers decided to take the day off completely....... And there's a wee spit of rain up here....

Just as well ye have a long tongue then Maybe an earthing problem?

Once again, the tongue of fixing licks it

Was a dodgy connection at the relay