Most peculier load/circumstance?

Whats the most peculier load/circumstance you have ever stuffed into your hijet? I managed to find a Honda SH 50 via ebay in lincolnshire and it was a 200+ mile round trip. Was down to second gear on the last legs of the journey (unloaded) and coming down the other side of the those hills was...an experience Oh yeah and the wind that day was trying to blow me off the road. And my freind fell off within 30 seconds of my paying the cash and smashing my indicators. I can ride it, ive got a licence....

Loads, had a hardtop for an MX5 in it on Friday, may have an RD250LC in it later on today, by Friday i'll have had the whole contents of my loft in it(i'm emptying my storage unit this week) had 35 boxes of tiles(25kg) in it a couple of weeks ago(wouldn't blow over that day.....) my new suite(bathroom and livingroom) and possibly me sleeping in it if the wife finds out i'm wanting another bike!

My unusual load wasn't heavy but I did drive home a 2 storey rabbit hutch and a 5 foot square by 2 foot high run that goes with it had to take some of the outside bracing off and have one of the side doors open back to Harlow from Dartford.

an 8 foot sofa, sticking out of the back...... (plus some other bits of smaller furniture on the sofa)


had to rope the tailgate down, and then drove 50 miles to deliver it for a friend (moving house)......only to find when I got there, that his 'house' was a flat on the 4th floor .....and no way of getting the sofa up to the room (let alone fitting it in!)




so then had to drive the 50 miles back home with the sofa still in the van........







apart from that.....I had a Land Rover engine in the back.......

oh, and once I had it brimmed full of branches/twigs (I was taking a hedge to the local dump)