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Age related
by 602 Thu Aug 24, 2017 5:17 am
Hi,
The first sign that you are growing old is when you forget to lift your zipper. The second sign is when you forget to drop your zipper.
There are three rules to obey when you grow old.
1. Never pass a public convenience.
2. Never waste an erection.
3. Never trust a fart.
Not a new joke, but the doctor had never heard it. You should have seen his face. True.
"Does it burn when you pass water?"
"I don't know ... I never tried lighting it!"
602
The first sign that you are growing old is when you forget to lift your zipper. The second sign is when you forget to drop your zipper.
There are three rules to obey when you grow old.
1. Never pass a public convenience.
2. Never waste an erection.
3. Never trust a fart.
Not a new joke, but the doctor had never heard it. You should have seen his face. True.
"Does it burn when you pass water?"
"I don't know ... I never tried lighting it!"
602
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Re: Age related
by tornas Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:51 am
Do you smoke after intercourse?602 wrote:Hi,
"Does it burn when you pass water?"
"I don't know ... I never tried lighting it!"
- Don't know, I never looked.
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